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Thursday 21st February 2019

Audition Notice for Nobody's Perfect 23rd to 25th May 2019

Auditions for Nobody's Perfect will take place in the Village Hall, starting at 8pm on Wednesday 6th February 2019.

Storyline: Single father Leonard works at home as a statistician. He has a rebellious daughter whose difficult behaviour is further encouraged by his “growing old disgracefully” father who has come to live in their home. Leonard writes a romantic novel which wins first place in a competition and a substantial cash prize. There is one snag! The writing competition is only open to women authors! Leonard manages to overcome this problem with hilarious consequences which involve his father and daughter in much subterfuge!


Leonard - Middle aged

Dee Dee his teen aged daughter with “attitude”

Gus who is Leonard’s father and has been banned from a retirement home due to his outrageous behaviour

Harriet aged late 20s to 40s single, editor of a woman’s magazine

NB the ages are a rough guideline as make up can be a wonderful thing!

Further details and a script can be obtained from Maureen Gardner. (See under Contact tab for e-mail address.)

Leonard's father Gus meets Felicity Butters, a TV producer, in Nobody's Fool - a prequel staged by Meopham Players in May 2008

Lost Property Office

We have a growing collection of lost property waiting for owners to collect. Click the Things Reunited tab to see images.

Magical Meopham

It's all over! (Oh, yes it is!)

Cast and crew - almost everyone
The Girls from Istead Rise

Move over Matt (in the Daily Telegraph), we have our own Matt.

Minimalist in style and contained within three panels, Matt's commentaries on Amateur Theatre are nevertheless full of life, beloved by our readers for their empathy, running jokes, satirical bent and resonant themes. (Well, that's what it says on the tin.)

Here's one from the archives...

Flare Path: from imagination to reality

Concepts created
Incremental improvements
Village Hall transformed
Maudie about to miss her bus
"All together now"
The Cast (nearly all)

Breath of Spring - postponed.

Unfortunately, due to a combination of circumstances, we have had to postpone our originally-scheduled production for October 2018 - Breath of Spring by Peter Coke.

Our Director, Anne Horrocks, and cast - Diana Dixon, David Alexander, Sylvia Stickings, Maureen Gardner, Brenda Ogden, Linda O'Byrne, John Winson and Rodney Buckland, plan to return in the autumn of 2019.

Mowgli Joins Stage Crew

Being Props Manager for our productions is often a huge and complex task. We are very fortunate to have the services of an enthusiastic new member of our stage crew.

See Contact for further details.

From Times Past...

Miranda - 1954
Pygmalion - 1950
Quiet Weekend - 1953
Pink String and Sealing Wax - 1953