Meopham Players

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Friday 26th April 2019

Our Next Production: 23rd - 25th May

Nobody's Perfect by Simon Williams

Many of our patrons will recall the Player's production of Nobody's Fool in 2008. We now present a sequel with two of the original cast appearing in different roles to last time.

They are joined by two new recruits to Meopham Players - Sophie Payne and Carmel Deely - along with S. Sangha who has appeared in many Players' productions.

Storyline: Single father Leonard works at home as a statistician. He has a rebellious daughter whose difficult behaviour is further encouraged by his “growing old disgracefully” father who has come to live in their home. Leonard writes a romantic novel which wins first place in a competition and a substantial cash prize. There is one snag! The writing competition is only open to women authors! Leonard manages to overcome this problem with hilarious consequences which involve his father and daughter in much subterfuge!

Theatre Experience News

Our popular Theatre Experience offer - a theatre seat and a two course meal in a local restaurant - now has an additional restaurant partner - The Green Man at Longfield Hill.

The Green Man joins our other restaurant partners - The Cricketers, The George and the Railway Inn in Sole Street.

Box Office opens at 12 noon on Tuesday 9th April

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Diana Dixon
Maureen Gardner
Dee Dee
Carmel Deely
John Winson
S. Sangha
Rodney Buckland
Willy Briggs

Move over Matt (in the Daily Telegraph), we have our own Matt.

Minimalist in style and contained within three panels, Matt's commentaries on Amateur Theatre are nevertheless full of life, beloved by our readers for their empathy, running jokes, satirical bent and resonant themes. (Well, that's what it says on the tin.)

Here's one from the archives...

Lost Property Office

We have a growing collection of lost property waiting for owners to collect. Click the Things Reunited tab to see images.

Magical Meopham

It's all over! (Oh, yes it is!)

Cast and crew - almost everyone
The Girls from Istead Rise

Flare Path: from imagination to reality

Concepts created
Incremental improvements
Village Hall transformed
Maudie about to miss her bus
"All together now"
The Cast (nearly all)

Mowgli Joins Stage Crew

Being Props Manager for our productions is often a huge and complex task. We are very fortunate to have the services of an enthusiastic new member of our stage crew.

See Contact for further details.

From Times Past...

Miranda - 1954
Pygmalion - 1950
Quiet Weekend - 1953
Pink String and Sealing Wax - 1953